1. I am like a potato!
-This means I'm hard on the outside and soft on the inside! Even though I may look very scary or "show-off" at first sight, I'm actually a very nice person :D
2. I am like a piece of corn!
-BECAUSE I'M CORNY! HAHAHA GEDDIT? No? Fine.
3. I am like a small child.
-Because I'm naive and I believe people easily.
4. I am like a fly.
-I move around in random directions and get easily distracted.
5. I am like a sleeping volcano.
- I don't usually get provoked easily but once you do, you better run to a different island because I will find you. HIDE YOUR KIDS. HIDE YOUR WIFE.
6. I'm like the Energizer bunny.
- I will keep going and going till I run out of power. Then I explode.
7. I am like a rabid dog
- I get excited easily and I will research whatever I like and will find out about it in 2-3 days and can give you really long explanations about what my opinions are on the matter.
This rarely happens.
8. I am like a whirlpool.
- I suck in everything all the way to the bottom and into my stomach.
9. I am like a dying hard drive.
- I slowly forget whatever I heard in the past few days and always need to be updated with the latest files or I will completely just not function in that manner anymore.
10. I am a lopsided weighing scale.
- I try to keep everything balanced but it always ends up on the wrong side.
